Sep 21 2007
Crystal - I Don’t Think I Buy It, and I Don’t Think I Care
It’s not that I’m saying that this profile is 100% fake but it is to say that I found too much stuff going on. Too many pictures mixed in that almost looked professional and I felt that there was just too much “placement” involved. There were always the two girls making out, the passed out on the floor, the incredibly hot big titted solo shot……and yet I saw some almost sorority looking pictures too. It made me wonder which was the real chick who made this page? Then I got to thinking that I just didn’t give half a shit. Figured I’d just post the hotness and rag on our Ms. Fake here for a minute of your day.
Yep, seems like just any ol’ college girl here right? They all look like this. Yes, after 100 beers and not getting laid for 100 days they would all look like this. Crystal, I don’t buy it. Come out come out wherever you are!
Well, whoever the hell these two are, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that this picture rules. I’ve used the term “jerk off worthy abs” before but I don’t think I’ve ever said jerk off worthy leg positioning. This qualifies.
That’s definitely Vegas right? She’s just a pea in a pod there. Just another boat in the lake. Another grain of sand in the beach. Another piss in my pants. Another crap in the crisco. Whatever, underboobage.
Just for shits and giggles.
Yup, that’s real too. About as real as most girls I post on here’s tits. Still though, it’s nice. Very nice.
And how could I forget this shot? You know what this picture means to me? It means I’d way rather have sex with her when she’s like that than when she’s awake. You could just tell that her conscious would totally suck. Her like that? It’s nice and quiet and it’s a good body.
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I’m really hoping to settle down one day and have a child, preferably a daughter. I want to see her grow up and pass out with her Louis Vuitton bag and camel toe in full view.
definetly a fake profile. the way to tell is to look at the comments. a fake bitch will just have nothing but “thanks for the add!” comments, a real girl will actually have her friends commenting her, which this girl doesn’t. those fake profiles really make me wonder though… is it some ugly ass girl operating that thing or is it a dude? either way it’s disturbing.
I don’t even think it’s the same girl in all the pics!
Once again gentlemen, does it matter? Boy I love this site.
A slut is a slut is a slut.
I would love her in the ref’s outfit to call me for unnecessary roughness as i am pulling her hair to make her scream my name louder while she is eating my thick 8.
the girl in the first pic is my friend veronica…
ummm…
i’m amazed that not one of you commented on the nipple slip in the second to last picture. i mean really…
hot chicks and ugly slobs are kind of like good & bad,you can’t have one without the other.good thing.otherwise my sorry ass would never get any tang’
also a question………i’m new here,and i’m severly retarded,so i know less then shit…..Can i make your killer site my homepage?
This chick is one of my favorites that you posted….She has the “wholesome” quality about her but when she gets drunk all bets are off….
I’m going to go jerk off now….
Oh and I love the underboobs!
She looks stunning in that last picture. It tells her fans that she parties, and she parties hard. I’m going to replicate that pose at the next party I’m invited to, except I won’t be drunk. I’d like to see how many nice men I’ll meet. Can’t wait.
If I saw a young woman passed out in a vulnerable position like she’s in in the last photo, you think I would be a Good Samaritan and come to her aid?
Hell, no.
I’d fight to be the first to fuck her.
Now let’s slip them panties off nice and slowly …