Jun 01 2007
Jessica Burciaga Again - Because She’s That Hot
I’m sorry. I can’t help myself. I had to post her again. Whenever I see pictures of her I go absolutely insane. By the way if you missed my first post on her, here it is. Now, I’m not normally the type of guy who jerks off to girls with their clothes on, but should I find myself in that scenario, (like in five minutes) I’d be happy to toggle the ol’ pipe to Jessie.
Do I even need to mention that my penis should be near the rips in her cut offs? God I love this woman.
For a girl whose educational background I have ZERO clue of, she sure seems like a genius by picking the correct bikini top size. A’s all around in this class.
Look at her stomach. Look at it. Could I actually jerk off to just a stomach? Yup, I think I can. I think I will. I think I did.
This kind of ruins the picture but it makes me smile. Remember “Van Wilder” when they go to the strip club and the stripper farts and they all clap? Well, I do and I laughed, and it was funny. Jessie can fart anyday. I’d happily smell it to get near that ass.
I’m quite speechless at this point considering I’d let this girl take a dump on me if it could get me laid. Check out more of her on her personal website and her myspace page.
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Damn right she is
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i am the hottest girl on myspace. i swear. seriously.
no, really.
i mean it.
I just went on your blog. You kind of seem like a homo.
Dude, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen!…
You do the trolling for hot chicks for me….So I feel like less of a perve….
I’m hooked….Heh…
Happy to help Steve. Happy to help. Remember something though. If this were Europe, would you be a perve? Fuck no. You’d be a badass older guy who was able to pick up the hot 16 year old. Our country blows. We need tits on network television. Period.
I read your blog too, man. You seem like the kind of guy who writes excessive amounts of useless shit on women you’ll never get to meet. And if you do, they’ll laugh at you ’cause you’re probably socially retarded. And fat. I bet you play fucking LARPs and shit, you sad fuck. Go masturbate, go cry.
Magnus took offense to my reading his blog and calling him a homo. What Magnus doesn’t know and will be very sad when he finds out is that I’m actually a good looking guy with a girlfriend, a very stable well paying job, and wit that’s slightly higher than his. Sucks when that stuff happens doesn’t it Magnus? When you THINK people that write these blogs are the fat, old, perverted losers. Unfortunately for you, in this case your dealing with someone who is on a much higher social plane than you’ll ever be. I like your comments though, keem em coming haas.
One doesn’t need a wit to be cool on the internet, one just needs to live an unfulfilling life. The mere fact that you in this post are obviously writing to the other potential readers of this “argument” shows how much you care. Giving a shit about an utterly stupid argument with no constructive elements whatsoever does not appeal to me. As i am to draw a quick yet accurate conclusion based on that, one would easily see you as a generally inferior human being compared to me. Because you, my friend, argue on the internet. And we all know what arguing on the internet is often compared to.
Now you will undoubtedly make some remark about how i am perceived by you as a retard, whilst i am outside in the sun playing guitar and smoking cigarettes, having an amazingly enjoyable time. I am finished with these petty words and empty phrases. I’ve got fun stuff to do. I am fucking complete. Are you?
Glad you took so much time and effort to be on the internet and write that. That and nice grammar. You definitely are superior to me Magnus.
Look, I respect what your doing, I just don’t like people making fun of me and my intelligence. You do what you do and I’ll do what I do.
I’ll do that thanks.
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Dude, I don’t know why there’s all this arguing in the comments. This woman is fucking gorgeous. I think I said that the first time I saw you post about her too. Absolutely fantastic.